Evil Vending Machine

out came this cute little thing (or big or nasty whichever you pick XD)(link)

in goes a bright blue furby

Out came this thing (link), which had been re-programed for evil

And I put in a copy of the Epsilon tract

out comes a mariachi band XD

in goes that mariachi band (i didn't like their style XD)

Out came a peruvian pan flute band (link) *, which was wearing sombreros.

And I put in a map of Australia (basically a piece of blue paper, whit a big yellow spot on it ).




* Stupid link system doesn't work again

out comes charts to the grand line

in goes Monkey D. Luffy

Out came a "Gum-Gum Fruit".

And I put in a big red raw-sewage flavored lollipop.

out comes a box of Berty Botts Every Flavored Beans

in goes a troll

Out came a "tough monster", so I called you

...and sent in a "Sicklefin lemon shark" (link).

out came a shrike(link)

in goes a owlbear(link)

Out came a Bulette (link).

And I sent in that bigger robot from "Robocop 2" (link).

first off, Bulette is a nice monster XD looks incredibly kewl

out came robocop's jetpack

i sent it back in because on the side it said *MADE IN TAIWAN: NOT A WORKING JETPACK*

Out came a hat, whit a small propeller on the top and a sign: "Made in China".

I put in a small TV, made in the Republc of (south) Korea.

out came the Samsung LED HD TV(link)

in goes xbox 360

Out came a PC, that was hooked up to an extra wide screen TV, as it's screen (the perfect game device).

And I sent in a lawnmower (link).

out came a dual saw

in goes half a hummer (length-wise)

Out came 10 Kübelwagen's (link).

And I sent in an XR-311 (link).

out came a scorpion tank (link)

in goes graceland

Out came the album (link).

And I put in an Arsenal Crossley (link).

out came a scorpion rocket launcher

in goes a nuclear bomb big enough to destroy mars

Out came the RDS-220 "Ivan" a.k.a. "Tsar bomba" (link), the largest ever hydrogen bomb, which could probably blow up Pluto.

And I sent in Mathayus the Scorpion King (link).

out comes aladdin's lamp

in goes Imotep

Out came he's x-girlfriend (link to Patricia Velásquez, the actor).

And I sent in this cute little thing: http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8215000/8215144.stm

out came Rufus (Link)

in goes Experiment 626 AKA Stitch

Out came this caracter: http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/PowerPost/fm653_alien.jpg

And I put in a Ghostbusters trap (link), to catch the evil spirit of the vending machine.

out comes the evil spirit of the vending machine holding an incenerated pile of ashes and tells you "You cannot capture me with any man made device! Or for that matter, any device at all" and tosses the ashes of your machine into the winds

in goes a letter of apologies to chuck norris