Evil Vending Machine

Out came the Time car (link).

And I put in a very mean looking rottweiler, who was high on hemp

out comes CATZILLA high on catnip XD

in goes the goose that lays the golden eggs

Out came nothing, because the evil vending machine decided to keep it.

I sent in a Domestobot (link) to get it back.

out came the golden eggs of the goose that laid the golden eggs

in goes the greater dane

Out came Beethoven, the dog.

And I put in a flying cup (u.f.o.).

out came beer pong (the video game XD)

in goes Superbad (the movie)

Out came a box of Non-alcoholic Vodka (link).

And I put in a VCR of Superman, the movie.

Out comes Jiggaman (African American Superman [joke by Carlos Mencia])

in goes Crypto the Superdog

Out came Laika, the soviet space dog.

And I sent in some swiss dude whit orders to explore the misterious vending machine.

out came swiss sandwiches (what happened to the dude i wonder?!???
DON'T EAT THAT SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!)

in goes spaghetti and meatballs

Out came a cook book for Italian cuisine.

And I put in an emmer bread, dipped in wine, whit some olives, cheese, crackers, and grapes. This was a traditional Roman breakfast (link).

out comes chicago style deep dish pizza

in goes the remains after i eat the pizza

Out came an angry looking cook, yelling: "Who threw that back here? This ain't a garbage can!"

I pointed at you and threw in a roll of garbage baggs

out came a very furious garbage man saying "you'd think they'd learn by now"

In goes a giant Sculpture of the Letters W T and F

Out came the statue from "Everybody Loves Raymond" episede 127 from season 6. (Link to the only picture I found.) (Link to the episode.)

And I put in a small "Statue of liberty", whit a "Made in China" sticker on the bottom.

out comes "Statue of Liberty on Break" (link)

in goes a brick O_o o_O O_o

Out came a pre WW I aircraft, which incorporates all the awesome aerodynamics of a brick

And I put in a fake coin, hoping to get a refreshing beverage. It is a vending machine, after all

out comes the doom cola machine

in goes ice cweam and fish

Out came fish 'n chips.

I sent it back in, whit a note, asking for something yummier.

out comes 5 meter diameter Chicago style Deep Dish Pizza an i shared it wit u (was it yummier?)

in goes the pizza pan it came out on

Not sure, probably. I wouln't know a "Chicago style Deep Dish Pizza" (link) if someone threw one in my face

Out came a satellite dish. Apparently the machine had turned the pan into an antenna.

And I put in a... an analog antenna (link).

out comes an AVS wire O_o

in goes a black hole XD

Out came a vorm hole.

And I put in a pineapple pizze, topped whit ice-cream.

out comes 5000 oz of whip cream

in goes 3 egg yolks

They came out in a white bowl and they (link) had a magical power to hypnotise you.

While you were aimlessly wandering around the room and de-hypnotizing youreself, I shoved in one of theese (link) cute things.