Evil Vending Machine

So basically, the rules are as follows

1:Follow forum rules in all posts (obviously)
2:This is meant to be fun so try not to be mean or say something racist or anything like that
3:If you don't follow the above rules i will report you to MK Emaster and your posts may be deleted

SO.... the gameplay

The first person to post (ME) just puts an item into the Evil Vending Machine
The second person pulls something kinda, sorta related to what was put into the Evil Vending Machine by the person before him/her (IE if I were to throw in an electronic device, you would pull out something that applies to or works with electronics)
Then the Second Person also throws something into the Evil Vending Machine
The next person does the same thing the second person did
ETC. ETC

Here's a little example
Person 1:In goes a Mac
Person 2:Out comes a PC in goes a supermodel
Person 3:Out comes Lindsay Lohan in goes a severed finger

OK a few more rules
You can throw in or pull out ANYTHING you want to. this game is supposed to be humorous
Now that being said, if you type something to come out of the Evil Vending Machine, you can throw that same thing back into it

HAVE FUN

I'll let the second poster start the GAME XD

In goes Cars.

Out came the Faggio

And I threw in a... the burned front tire, after I crashed the Faggio.

out comes a moped (sp?)

in goes transfer truck

Out came a "living magical Terex Titan", whit a mean attitude

And I put in MK Emaster, after I tied him up and taped he's mouth

Out came a God of Killing Spree and smack you up

In goes DC Comics HQ.

out comes a single copy of Spider Man Issue 1 Comic Book

in goes a dead D battery

Out came an un-dead D-battery, whit a mean "I'm gonna kill you all and turn you into Zombies" attitude.

After using an unlicensed nuclear accelerator to get rid of the battery, I therw in a can of whoop-*Bleep*

EDIT: This place doesn't even let one say "*Bleep*"

really?

out comes "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan

in goes ur unlicensed nuclear accelerator XD

Out came the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

And I put in the wooden Mask.

out comes jim carrey


in goes drew carrey

Out came Eddie Murphy.

And I put in Al Pacino.

out came godfather the movie

in went scarface the movie

Out came Antonio "Tony" Montana.

And I put in the stupid old woman I just saw on TV.

out came Julie Simpson (i dunno i just wanted to put a name i think i know XD)

in goes MR DEEDS (the character not the movie XD)

Out came Billy Madison (link) also, the character not the movie.


And I put in a picture of Mike Toreno (link).


EDIT: Hey, I'm the first one who started a new page in this forum!!

i didn't even see u had started a new page XD i was waitin on someone else to post XD

out comes mike tyson

in goes george forman (sp?)

Out came George "Monk" Edward Foreman III (link).

And I put in a probably stolen gold watch, I got from Bender Bending Rodríguez.

out comes the 7 leaf clover

in goes Bender Bending Rodríguez

Out came the Hedonismbot (link), while Bender bent he's way out.

And I put in the Death clock (link).

Out comes Gaming Chamber

In goes human beings.

Out came the characters in you're signature.

And I sent in Waylon Smithers, Jr. (link).

out comes Santa's Little Helper XD

In Goes Chuck Norris XD

Out came a truck, driven by Mike Tyson, which was pulling a semi-trailer, which was full of cans of whoop *Bleep*.

I unloaded the truck (one might never know, when all those cans will make themselves useful ) and sent it back in.

out came chuck norris and stole his cans of whoop *Bleep* from you XD

in went the hover-car he came out of the Evil Vending Machine in